Leveraging Relatives IV
Aug. 4th, 2009 09:54 pmTitle: Leveraging Relatives IV
Author: Maeve Bran
Fandom: Leverage
Rated: PG
Disclaimer: I don't own Angel the Series or Leverage. I'm just using them for some unprofitable fun.
Summary: Lindsey helps out durring the Snow Job
Notes: set durring 1. 4 “The Snow Job” of Leverage.
Word Count: 317
“So what you're saying is get them to transfer the funds after the Feds have been alerted and they go down?” Hardison said.
“Yep,” Lindsey answered.
“Can you draw up the papers?” Nate asked.
Lindsey pulled out the contracts. “Already done.”
Nate takes the papers and looks through them. “Fine work but how did you do them so fast. We only mentioned the idea an hour ago.”
“These are strictly boilerplate. I spent years at Wolfram and Hart drawing papers just like this up.” Lindsey answered. “Drawing up papers that transfer corporate powers are a piece of cake. Drafting a treaty between Hell dimensions that don't trust each other, now that's hard.”
“Dude, you have some strange metaphors,” Hardison exclaimed.
“They're not metaphors, they're real experiences. I'll tell you all about it sometime,” Lindsey said. “Preferably over a large quantity of alcohol.”
“Count me in then,” Nate agreed, paying attention at the mention of alcohol.
Lindsey turned to Eliot, “You didn't tell them anything about me, then?”
“No. I barely believed what you told me. Demon law firms and Hell dimensions? No one is going to believe that,” Eliot said.
“They will when we run into our first Vampire,” Lindsey said.
“Whatever you say man,” Hardison said. “You just keep writing air tight legal papers and I'll believe anything you want to tell me.”
Lindsey looked like he was about to reach for the sword he had hung in its scabbard on his chair, but Eliot stopped him with a hand on his arm.
“They won't believe until they see a demon face to face. You remember I had to see to believe, they will too,” Eliot reasoned.
“All right but as soon as this job is done I'm taking everyone to Cleveland and then they will see,” Lindsey growled as he shook of his cousin's arm before sitting down to plan the rest of the scam.
Author: Maeve Bran
Fandom: Leverage
Rated: PG
Disclaimer: I don't own Angel the Series or Leverage. I'm just using them for some unprofitable fun.
Summary: Lindsey helps out durring the Snow Job
Notes: set durring 1. 4 “The Snow Job” of Leverage.
Word Count: 317
“So what you're saying is get them to transfer the funds after the Feds have been alerted and they go down?” Hardison said.
“Yep,” Lindsey answered.
“Can you draw up the papers?” Nate asked.
Lindsey pulled out the contracts. “Already done.”
Nate takes the papers and looks through them. “Fine work but how did you do them so fast. We only mentioned the idea an hour ago.”
“These are strictly boilerplate. I spent years at Wolfram and Hart drawing papers just like this up.” Lindsey answered. “Drawing up papers that transfer corporate powers are a piece of cake. Drafting a treaty between Hell dimensions that don't trust each other, now that's hard.”
“Dude, you have some strange metaphors,” Hardison exclaimed.
“They're not metaphors, they're real experiences. I'll tell you all about it sometime,” Lindsey said. “Preferably over a large quantity of alcohol.”
“Count me in then,” Nate agreed, paying attention at the mention of alcohol.
Lindsey turned to Eliot, “You didn't tell them anything about me, then?”
“No. I barely believed what you told me. Demon law firms and Hell dimensions? No one is going to believe that,” Eliot said.
“They will when we run into our first Vampire,” Lindsey said.
“Whatever you say man,” Hardison said. “You just keep writing air tight legal papers and I'll believe anything you want to tell me.”
Lindsey looked like he was about to reach for the sword he had hung in its scabbard on his chair, but Eliot stopped him with a hand on his arm.
“They won't believe until they see a demon face to face. You remember I had to see to believe, they will too,” Eliot reasoned.
“All right but as soon as this job is done I'm taking everyone to Cleveland and then they will see,” Lindsey growled as he shook of his cousin's arm before sitting down to plan the rest of the scam.
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