Animated Buffy
Oct. 11th, 2006 01:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
maevebranTitle:Animated Buffy
Author: Maeve Bran
Summary: Buffy visits the "Pirates Who Don't Do Anything".
Disclaimer:I don't own Buffy or Angel or Veggie Tales
Prompt: Pirates
Notes: This is a one shot Crack Fic. Please don't ask for an explination I can give none. This idea just ammused me.
Word Count:338
Buffy looked around her at the canary yellow tile floor and white walls. She took in the large metal valley near by and groaned. She was obviously on a kitchen counter somewhere. Not only was she shrunk to be about eight inches tall, she was animated. A computer generated Buffy was a new experience. She supposed it was possible if Angel could be made into puppet she could become CGI.
Buffy continued to the metal valley, which obviously was the kitchen sink. She could see a pirate ship floating there. From the deck of the ship came singing. Buffy could hear what was being sung.
We are the pirates
Who don’t do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
If you ask us to do anything
We’ll just tell you
We don’t do anything
Buffy groaned. She had run into pirates in this computer generated world. But it sounded like they wouldn’t be any trouble. She spied a gang plank and climbed aboard. She noticed a few of the vessel’s ‘unique’ features. Most noticeably a plunger sticking of the side of the ship. This must be some computer geek’s animated children’s show she mussed to herself. She had by this time reached the deck.
The sight that greeted her eyes was mind boggling. A cucumber was laying upside down in a recliner singing. A gourd and a grape were bickering over the fact that the grape may or may not look like Captain Crunch. Buffy had to agree that with the blue tricorn hat the grape was wearing he did look like Captain Crunch.
The cucumber noticed Buffy and popped up. He called to the others. They snapped to a line and introduced themselves.
“I’m Pa Grape.” said the Captain Crunch look a like.
“I’m Mr. Lunt.” said the gourd
“And I am Larry the cucumber. Together, we make up the infamous band of scalawags, the Pirates who don’t do anything.” said the cucumber.
“It is nice to meet you. I’m Buffy.” she said still stunned.
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Author: Maeve Bran
Summary: Buffy visits the "Pirates Who Don't Do Anything".
Disclaimer:I don't own Buffy or Angel or Veggie Tales
Prompt: Pirates
Notes: This is a one shot Crack Fic. Please don't ask for an explination I can give none. This idea just ammused me.
Word Count:338
Buffy looked around her at the canary yellow tile floor and white walls. She took in the large metal valley near by and groaned. She was obviously on a kitchen counter somewhere. Not only was she shrunk to be about eight inches tall, she was animated. A computer generated Buffy was a new experience. She supposed it was possible if Angel could be made into puppet she could become CGI.
Buffy continued to the metal valley, which obviously was the kitchen sink. She could see a pirate ship floating there. From the deck of the ship came singing. Buffy could hear what was being sung.
We are the pirates
Who don’t do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
If you ask us to do anything
We’ll just tell you
We don’t do anything
Buffy groaned. She had run into pirates in this computer generated world. But it sounded like they wouldn’t be any trouble. She spied a gang plank and climbed aboard. She noticed a few of the vessel’s ‘unique’ features. Most noticeably a plunger sticking of the side of the ship. This must be some computer geek’s animated children’s show she mussed to herself. She had by this time reached the deck.
The sight that greeted her eyes was mind boggling. A cucumber was laying upside down in a recliner singing. A gourd and a grape were bickering over the fact that the grape may or may not look like Captain Crunch. Buffy had to agree that with the blue tricorn hat the grape was wearing he did look like Captain Crunch.
The cucumber noticed Buffy and popped up. He called to the others. They snapped to a line and introduced themselves.
“I’m Pa Grape.” said the Captain Crunch look a like.
“I’m Mr. Lunt.” said the gourd
“And I am Larry the cucumber. Together, we make up the infamous band of scalawags, the Pirates who don’t do anything.” said the cucumber.
“It is nice to meet you. I’m Buffy.” she said still stunned.
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