Monkey Show

[maevebran]

Title: Monkey Show
Author:Maeve Bran
Summarry: Buffy joins Daniel on a quest for Aurtherian Legands.
Notes:This set after "200" 10.6. Also written for the Ninja Daniel challenge that Michael Shanks has issued at several conventions.
Disclaimer: I own niether Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Stargate SG1 serries. I am just having some unprofitable fun.
Raiting: FR 13
Word Count:431


"Honey, I'm home," Daniel jokingly called as he entered the house he shared with Buffy.

Buffy came out of the living room to greet him. She flung her arms around his neck and soundly kissed him hello. "How was your day, dear?" Buffy asked playing along with the Cleaver stereo type since Daniel seemed to be in a good mood.

"It was rather . . . uh . . interesting,' answered Daniel.

"Good interesting or a I better grab the Scythe and call Cleveland interesting?" inquired Buffy.

"Um good interesting, I think. Did you ever catch a TV show called 'Wormhole X-treme'?" Daniel began to explain as they sat down on the couch.

"Are you kidding? It as only Andrew's favorite show so of course he had to have the DVDs and inflict it on all of us. Why?" Buffy explained.

"Well, Martin Lloyd the producer was at the Mountain today for us to be 'creative consultants' on the 'Wormhole X-treme' movie," Daniel said shaking his head as if he couldn't fathom why he, with his three doctorates, was asked to do such an inane thing.

"Oh, our tax dollars at work huh" Buffy giggled.

"You want to read the script? It's not going to be filmed after all since the series got renewed." Daniel asked as he handed over the script.

Buffy read the script and laughed form page on all the way to the end. "How on earth could someone think that would be a good movie?"

"I know even Valentine made more sense than this. As Teal'c pointed out, everything in there inevitably blew up," Daniel shook his head.

"Was that all you did today? Surely there had to be something else," Buffy prompted. "You are in a rather good mood."

"Jack showed up and we went off world. Turns out it was Mitchell's 200th trip through the Gate so Landry had Walter plan a party with cake and everything. I went but came back early with Col. Dixon and SG13."

"Hope you told Jack to come by for dinner tomorrow if he's still in town," Buffy said warmly.

"I did and he assured me he'd be here barring an Apocalypse level disaster." Daniel smiled down into her green eyes. "How about I go change and we go out to dinner?"

"I have a better idea, Dr. Jackson," Buffy said with a come hither look. Daniel's answer was to raise his eyebrows in an excellent imitation of his Jaffa teammate. "How about I just show you.

"Works for me," Daniel said as he followed her to their bedroom.